Caffeine Before Feelings sweatshirt | Coffee Humor Crewneck
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$32.99
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Mug-sized sarcasm boiled down to three words: “Caffeine Before Feelings.” This sweatshirt speaks the language of pre-coffee humans — the slow blink, the hands-around-warm-cup ritual, the first sip that turns Monday into a tolerable day. The embroidered or printed phrase sits chest-forward like a friendly warning, announcing your morning priorities without asking for conversation. It’s soft against the skin, with a classic crewneck that layers under coats or over button-ups. Wear it to coffee runs, early meetings, or lazy Sundays at home. It comforts like a familiar mug and slides into a routine: roll out of bed, reach for warmth, get caffeinated, feel things later.
Designed for adults who live by their morning brew, this sweatshirt pairs well with jeans, leggings, or pajama pants for in-between moments — commuting, writing, or standing in line at the local roastery. The thoughtful construction keeps the print tidy and the collar steady, and the sturdy stitching means it’ll be the one you reach for again and again. Embroidery options add a tactile, low-key touch that reads like a badge of coffee honor. Made with sustainably sourced cotton and OEKO‑TEX dyes, it’s a little kinder to the world while loudly prioritizing your first sip.
Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for comfort and durability
- Classic crewneck with ribbed knit collar to retain shape
- Embroidered or DTG print options on chest and wrists
- Double-needle stitching at seams for long-lasting wear
- OEKO‑TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
Caffeine Before Feelings sweatshirt | Coffee Humor Crewneck
$32.99
Sale price
$32.99
Regular price